number 333 DONE

it has finally finished...snippets from the non high life

number 332 p.ro

she doesn't like to be called by her last name. who knows why...she once told me i wasn't allowed to do something. with force! i was like wow, hmm, too bad i am going to do it anyway. i should have listened to her.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERO!
**i am going to relive our memorable night just for you young lady...sans drama

number 331 woody allen shea fashematical

this plus this equals WOODY ALLEN SHEA!!!

number 330 girls girls girls

no time for anything else

number 329 all you need apparently

last week someone said to me 'john lennon believed all you need is love. he was wrong. hang on, i need to write that down', i was like what ever??? then he walked away and wrote on a garbage lid in liquid paper the ramblings of what he was trying to tell me...and came back to say, 'there are 2 types of people, givers of love and takers'...it took me all the powers in the universe to stop myself from blurting out - I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!...

number 328 hero's

finally we have another...hero belton

number 327 free times

how do i lose my wallet...who knows. if you knew where you lost it, you would go back and get it. it always happens in a cab over here. 3 good wallets gone and never to be seen again. but this time i was super smart. paid in cash for the first time ever, and also didn't get the receipt, no chance of tracking that cab...ever!. the person who never carries cash, just pulled out a big bunch of it to save on bank fees! she who never has their social card in there, just to be safe put it in there, the person, who cuts up old credit cards, as soon as the new one comes, for some reason was just hanging on to those old ones until the very date that they expired! so smart over here! i was smart with leaving the house when i did, ran straight in to dan in my frenzy he was like, 'you want some money'. 'oh $20 would be amazing', 'here take $100', thank you dan askill!!!

now, i have to do things for free. all weekend. it's good. drank for free last night. went to the old roof top for free. laughed for free, walked for free. went into eres for free. free free free until monday - scary!

number 326 it wasn't all bad i guess

i got blisters

number 325 feels good

to be back

number 324 one day

once upon a time there was a wedding. a really great wedding and towards the end of that wedding an old friend came to me. dancing the silly dance i knew too well, he asked...'what are you doing with that wine bottle?'

hmm, i thought. a grey suit standing right in front of me, with a half full bottle of red wine, i wondered to myself, what was i doing with this bottle of wine?

bingo!

'i am going to smash it over your head is what i am going to do with this bottle of wine'
'really?'
'yes, i feel like i deserve it - come on let me do it!, you know you deserve it'
he looked at me through squinted eye's
'smash that over my head and i will fucking sue you!'
'wow, now that is some serious los angeles talkin you got going there'

he ran off before i got to do it!!!

number 323 ape man

number 322 ooga booga

i love thinking that 'it's a sign' is really a SIGN...

and i do answer blocked numbers late on a sunday night in case of drama...

last night i scrambled to get to the blocked number and answered.

'hello'
'oooga'
'hello?'
'gooba ooga'
'oh, oooga booga'
'booga ooga'
just before i am like mr dick - i now want to talk not in the language of apes, i realise...this is not mr dick, because i can hear the familiar sounds of jonny bulldozers back up party in the back ground giggling...

'ooga'
'well oooga booga ape man, do you have anything else you want to say?'
'oog'
'right, sounds pretty interesting, but really i am very busy watching a FASCINATING movie, so if you don't have anything else you want to ask me i am hanging up now'

'do you have anything else you want to say?' normal voice from the ape, hysterical laughter in the back ground.
'hmm, not really'
'OOGA!'
'ok ooga booga, i'm going now'
hang up.

last time jonny bulldozer rang good things started to happen. it's so a sign.

number 321 uncut #4

***hollywood 2010

number 320 uncut #3

***palm springs 2010

number 319 my couch

has a lot of visitors...these 2 think they are never invited to dinner parties

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