number 324 one day

once upon a time there was a wedding. a really great wedding and towards the end of that wedding an old friend came to me. dancing the silly dance i knew too well, he asked...'what are you doing with that wine bottle?'

hmm, i thought. a grey suit standing right in front of me, with a half full bottle of red wine, i wondered to myself, what was i doing with this bottle of wine?

bingo!

'i am going to smash it over your head is what i am going to do with this bottle of wine'
'really?'
'yes, i feel like i deserve it - come on let me do it!, you know you deserve it'
he looked at me through squinted eye's
'smash that over my head and i will fucking sue you!'
'wow, now that is some serious los angeles talkin you got going there'

he ran off before i got to do it!!!