number 427 the swimming pond

i kept being told 'no seriously listen, this weather is crazy we need to go for a swim'...swimming in the middle of london, in somewhere that you can bathe sounded very english and pretty nice.

so i got taken to a heath. next thing it was all anyone was talking about 'oh the heath is amazing,' 'oh we went to the heath on sunday' 'see you at the heath' 'i like to have sex in the bushes of the heath'...

it was a very beautiful wonderful grand back yard that used to belong to the kings butler. and on my first day i went to swim there. ducks and me don't mix so much, so i left it to the others.

***hampstead heath...