***tim c/o stevie dance
Monday, January 25, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
number 267 boring
ok so last night i got told that the last lot of blog posts were totally boring. i know they have been...
as miss brink reminded me 'um, hello - i do think there has been plenty for you to write about - so post that shit miss wet tshirt'
so how does one small person get themselves in to so much trouble that seems not even worth noting these days? i guess start with asking the question to a friend 'what do we want to achieve from tonight?' i pretty much thought it was a simple question that could get the conversation started.
for some reason, i can't remember the exact response to this - but it was something along the lines of 'i would like to see something i have never seen before.'
interesting response (kind of). but i was like where the hell are we going with this? enter another contender to the conversation - to which the first responder promptly told him what his answer to the party starter would be. really, can't he have his own answer?? 'no, he wants to experience something new...that's his answer'! so we all ran with it.
'well, sounds like you 2 want to go see a wet tshirt competition'...i don't even think there was one blink that passed before i was the recipient to the first drink. it took less than a milli second for the other young man to kindly soak the rest of my white tshirt.
i like to believe there is method to madness - but when asked what on earth made them believe i needed to be the sole participant in this wet tshirt competition, they both answered 'you asked'...
um some how, this is where i remember VERY clearly...i did not say 'sounds like you want to see MY boobs wet' did i...
as miss brink reminded me 'um, hello - i do think there has been plenty for you to write about - so post that shit miss wet tshirt'
so how does one small person get themselves in to so much trouble that seems not even worth noting these days? i guess start with asking the question to a friend 'what do we want to achieve from tonight?' i pretty much thought it was a simple question that could get the conversation started.
for some reason, i can't remember the exact response to this - but it was something along the lines of 'i would like to see something i have never seen before.'
interesting response (kind of). but i was like where the hell are we going with this? enter another contender to the conversation - to which the first responder promptly told him what his answer to the party starter would be. really, can't he have his own answer?? 'no, he wants to experience something new...that's his answer'! so we all ran with it.
'well, sounds like you 2 want to go see a wet tshirt competition'...i don't even think there was one blink that passed before i was the recipient to the first drink. it took less than a milli second for the other young man to kindly soak the rest of my white tshirt.
i like to believe there is method to madness - but when asked what on earth made them believe i needed to be the sole participant in this wet tshirt competition, they both answered 'you asked'...
um some how, this is where i remember VERY clearly...i did not say 'sounds like you want to see MY boobs wet' did i...
Friday, January 15, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Monday, January 4, 2010
Sunday, January 3, 2010
number 262 praktica
get looking ...praktica... photo's taken by my leggy friend, benedict brink...
***she left me in new york, and went and took beautiful photo's
***she left me in new york, and went and took beautiful photo's
Saturday, January 2, 2010
number 261 top
danielle top is a clever lady...ex master of the party times she knows what is going on. she now resides in a lovely little apartment in williamsburg nyc.
she has a killer new zine out called top. everything you want to know about what is to be known...
**top zine... to get your hands on a limited copy email topthezine@gmail.com
she has a killer new zine out called top. everything you want to know about what is to be known...
**top zine... to get your hands on a limited copy email topthezine@gmail.com
number 260 tokyo 06
***tokyo 06 double nolan and lil ben, they left me saying 'what do i do if you don't come back in an hour?' they just both looked at each other and were like, 'dunno?'
number 259 pun
when you ask someone something and they say no, often you might ask it again but in a different way to make what you asked not sound awkward...usually the second time you ask ends up coming out completely wrong...
i asked if someone wanted to ride me home, because i thought it was the right thing to say in the lull of the conversation, and doubling is fun all the time...to which they said no. so i then said, i could so ride you home, to which i laughed out loud, because of the double take i was given.
the silence after was pretty amazing, that i had to say it again. well i could totally ride you home, but i didn't mean it like that, and i am really good at doubling...
god it just kept getting better, but totally worse.
i asked if someone wanted to ride me home, because i thought it was the right thing to say in the lull of the conversation, and doubling is fun all the time...to which they said no. so i then said, i could so ride you home, to which i laughed out loud, because of the double take i was given.
the silence after was pretty amazing, that i had to say it again. well i could totally ride you home, but i didn't mean it like that, and i am really good at doubling...
god it just kept getting better, but totally worse.
Friday, January 1, 2010
number 258 random buzzer
10.49pm friday night.
pretty much i felt like i was going to die today. believing the old trick of thinking that someone spiked my drink because really i didn't drink that much and that is the total cause for me purging the last month of good times from my body and sleeping until 6pm.
i thought that the day could not get any better after feeling totally recovered with the aid of noodle soup until just then. i am back in bed. and just about to fall asleep and my door buzzer goes off. 'hello??' i say. 'oh hi, can you let us in.' the male voice says..'what unit do you want to go to??' the only familiarity of the voice is recognition of maybe someone that lives in my back street.
'we want to go to unit...um, 16.'
'well there are only 15 units, so i am not letting you in'. i go back to bed.
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
'hello'
'can you please let us in'
'um no'
'please'
'ok, why do you want to get in so bad?'
'oh i just want to do a nudie run through your building'
'oh right, a nudie run. what's your name?'
'jamie'
'well jamie, i can't let you in, but you can run nude past my window if you want'
'ok - which is your window~!!!, the left one or the right one'
are you for real!!! and they are still buzzing my buzzer!
amazing - 2010 is off to a good start
pretty much i felt like i was going to die today. believing the old trick of thinking that someone spiked my drink because really i didn't drink that much and that is the total cause for me purging the last month of good times from my body and sleeping until 6pm.
i thought that the day could not get any better after feeling totally recovered with the aid of noodle soup until just then. i am back in bed. and just about to fall asleep and my door buzzer goes off. 'hello??' i say. 'oh hi, can you let us in.' the male voice says..'what unit do you want to go to??' the only familiarity of the voice is recognition of maybe someone that lives in my back street.
'we want to go to unit...um, 16.'
'well there are only 15 units, so i am not letting you in'. i go back to bed.
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
'hello'
'can you please let us in'
'um no'
'please'
'ok, why do you want to get in so bad?'
'oh i just want to do a nudie run through your building'
'oh right, a nudie run. what's your name?'
'jamie'
'well jamie, i can't let you in, but you can run nude past my window if you want'
'ok - which is your window~!!!, the left one or the right one'
are you for real!!! and they are still buzzing my buzzer!
amazing - 2010 is off to a good start
number 257 count down
***31 12 09 nye fish park, city, back to my place, then to k rice's for the best shoes off dance party there has been in a while
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