Tuesday, December 7, 2010

number 368 i had a dog called larry

and he used to look just like this...he was pretty cool. i would pretend he wasn't my dog when he would turn up to school and the whole playground would be 'ana larry is here again' and then the principal would throw water over him to make him go away...but he would just sit at the front gate and wait. he used to like to go to other peoples houses and eat their food so we would attach a note saying 'please don't feed me cause i don't need any more food.' only for him to come back with return notes saying 'we don't feed larry he steals the food out of the garbage!'

he went missing once, and we thought he had been stolen. he turned up 2 weeks later covered in chewing gum. he used to be able to catch cats. and had a super power jumping ability that enabled him to jump from a standing position over the fence if he knew there was a cat over there.

when he was dying my mum would feed him violet crumble bars because he used to love them. that was in the 80's when you didn't know that chocolate was like arsenic for dogs...

larry 2010 styles.

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