last night had so many variables to it...my spangly hat worn out by JD, we decided after a few drinks, would have a power to it...who ever wore it was the boss. this led to people wanting to be a part of the spangly hat boss game including kirsten dunst. randoms wanting to dance with us, and clearly wear the hat...i had to promptly tell one girl 'listen, you have to wait your turn, and then you can be the boss' as she was grabbing the hat off the boss at the times head.
anyway, we left this establishment...and wild le wong decided we should walk 50 blocks home. instead we only walked home 2. i wouldn't stop whinging, because i couldn't get a cheese quesadilla from the place that is usually open at 4am...it was only 1.30, what the hell was going on?
we get home, the fridge was opened, and this is where things started to go bad...i have so many wild wong food stories, but this one goes straight to the top of the list. i do more whinging about eating too many chocolate pretzels, and turn to see drool coming out of wongs mouth, with a look of total panic in her eyes...i was like, jesus, is she choking, bom, bom,** are you choking??? i don't know how to do the Heimlich maneuver - oh my god help.!
she runs to the sink as i hopelessly look on in terror, and finally she coughs up this neatly folded piece of soccer ball ham, with not one bite mark or chew anywhere to be seen...the witch comes out from the toilet, and we are just looking at each other - stunned and silent...the witch is like, did you just choke! wong...YES!, the witch...give that piece of ham to the dogs...me...jesus - NO! GROSS!
one small bit of neatly folded ham, sitting in that sink was all that came between us and nearly loosing newly named wild le wong...
the hat goes on, and the boss says, 'right it is now officially Ramadan from 12.30am every night in this household!'
**bom bom - another nickname for wild le wong from previous food story
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Oh man! This one is FUNNY!!! hahahahah!!!!
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