Monday, June 22, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
number 160 scanwiches
Boneshakers: Club Racer: Tofurky & Tempeh Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato, Garlic Mayo on toasted whole grain
someone turned up to my house with a bunch of flowers and showed me this amazing blog...http://scanwiches.com/
when the flowers were handed to me, and i was like 'are these for me?', and their response was 'well who else would they be for?' with me saying, 'well i just thought they were maybe for your sick friend, or for your sister or someone.' to that response i got 'well haven't you been complaining about eating glass for days?' i was like oh yeh? i didn't think anyone listened anymore.
...damn i miss that stacked pretend meat and general tso's chicken.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
number 158 urban sore throat myths
i have been totally skint on the old blog front - but now that i sit with a sore throat for the first time in years wondering where and what i touched, ingesting the germs that have manifested in the back of my throat to make me feel like i have eaten nothing but plates of glass for the past 7 meals.
which leads me to remembering a story that was told to me in a time when all i ate was chips and all i drank were milkshakes. i love a good story so here goes...
this happened to a friend of a friend of mine, and it was told to me a while ago, so i'll try and remember the facts as best possible. so, this friend had an incredibly sore throat for an extended period of time, and had been given medication, but it was still not getting better. she decided to get a second opinion and this is when the interesting part started. the doctor examined her, but noted that there was some abnormality in what he could see even with his naked eye, so he decided to take a swap of her throat. she had been given antibiotics previously, but they had made no difference. a day went past and she received a call from the doctors office requesting her to come back in to discuss the results. the doctor asked many questions but they were all alluding to something vastly off the track of her sore throat. when he asked her if she was in a serious relationship, and how many people she had slept with over the last 6 months, she started to question the relevance to her sore throat.
'well, you see, you have a parasite that has nested in your throat. why i ask about your past sexual partners, is that, this parasite is only present in the decaying flesh of dead humans. and the only way this can be transmitted is through bodily fluids. it is essential that you get in contact with those partners, not only for the fact that the parasite if left untreated can leave permanent damage to the body, but also, it is a federal offense to be tampering with dead bodies.'
shocked and repulsed, she was handed a new medication...but also phoned max, the hot guy that worked in the morgue...
which leads me to remembering a story that was told to me in a time when all i ate was chips and all i drank were milkshakes. i love a good story so here goes...
this happened to a friend of a friend of mine, and it was told to me a while ago, so i'll try and remember the facts as best possible. so, this friend had an incredibly sore throat for an extended period of time, and had been given medication, but it was still not getting better. she decided to get a second opinion and this is when the interesting part started. the doctor examined her, but noted that there was some abnormality in what he could see even with his naked eye, so he decided to take a swap of her throat. she had been given antibiotics previously, but they had made no difference. a day went past and she received a call from the doctors office requesting her to come back in to discuss the results. the doctor asked many questions but they were all alluding to something vastly off the track of her sore throat. when he asked her if she was in a serious relationship, and how many people she had slept with over the last 6 months, she started to question the relevance to her sore throat.
'well, you see, you have a parasite that has nested in your throat. why i ask about your past sexual partners, is that, this parasite is only present in the decaying flesh of dead humans. and the only way this can be transmitted is through bodily fluids. it is essential that you get in contact with those partners, not only for the fact that the parasite if left untreated can leave permanent damage to the body, but also, it is a federal offense to be tampering with dead bodies.'
shocked and repulsed, she was handed a new medication...but also phoned max, the hot guy that worked in the morgue...
Saturday, June 6, 2009
number 155 back to censorship
ok may is over, and those who know all the finer details don't need to be reading second hand how i almost burnt down my house or about how pip was spotted eating a salad in surry hills (c/o sunday telegraph SPOTTED SECTION), you get the jist...so (unfortunately jo) maybe i am back to no names, or i just have to tell my own stories with a different pen name, we'll see.
not much has been happening in my old fun world...or maybe my stories have dried up. or maybe all my stories are now TOO private to be divulging...now that sounds way more interesting than some tits and ass photo's i intended to get multiples of for may...well maybe i will try for birthday suit shots - benedict looks like you're up first being you day of birth rapidly approaching this week.
not much has been happening in my old fun world...or maybe my stories have dried up. or maybe all my stories are now TOO private to be divulging...now that sounds way more interesting than some tits and ass photo's i intended to get multiples of for may...well maybe i will try for birthday suit shots - benedict looks like you're up first being you day of birth rapidly approaching this week.
Monday, May 18, 2009
number 153 pure, not so sure
just like 2 little angels that were sent down from art /design heaven to some. THE ZAWADA'S!
here they are debuted on the selby. they look like the purest little duo you have ever seen, but some how, you may all be fooled. poches do venus, glory holes - i do not think they were all mr sakkeus's ideas...you 2 are so in the uncensored section.
***the zawada's drinking tea c/o the selby. i am sure jonathan has some sexy drawings of annie NAKED somewhere
http://www.theselby.com/3_2_09_jonathan_annie_za/index.html
here they are debuted on the selby. they look like the purest little duo you have ever seen, but some how, you may all be fooled. poches do venus, glory holes - i do not think they were all mr sakkeus's ideas...you 2 are so in the uncensored section.
***the zawada's drinking tea c/o the selby. i am sure jonathan has some sexy drawings of annie NAKED somewhere
http://www.theselby.com/3_2_09_jonathan_annie_za/index.html
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
number 155 fists
so jd tells me she has a dildo made out of her fist, but i don't believe her (well i do really, but i want to see one in real life). she says it is categorised under 'celebrity lesbian fists' and hers is lavender coloured. here she is acting in the film 'short bus'. she plays a lesbo that describes her best orgasm. all the other lezzo's think it's pretty amazing.
this is what i left behind - nights in brooklyn, rooms filled with girls watching the 'l word' and me drinking tequila from mini bottles thinking about all the really handsome boys i had passed on the street during the day, while they all arghed at the girls tits...it was like being in a room of teenage boys watching baywatch, but being the only gay boy.
***jd 'FRANK' samson cast fist by paige gratland - http://artthreat.net/2008/06/lezbian-fist-an-interview-with-artist-paige-gratland/
this is what i left behind - nights in brooklyn, rooms filled with girls watching the 'l word' and me drinking tequila from mini bottles thinking about all the really handsome boys i had passed on the street during the day, while they all arghed at the girls tits...it was like being in a room of teenage boys watching baywatch, but being the only gay boy.
***jd 'FRANK' samson cast fist by paige gratland - http://artthreat.net/2008/06/lezbian-fist-an-interview-with-artist-paige-gratland/
number 154 9 1/2 weeks
talking to tulia today, she told me that she believed that this is what adult life was really like when she was growing up...kim basinger is the hottest thing you have ever seen (ps i am bleaching my eyebrows and bringing back my buffalo girl look) and mickey rourke is close up there especially when he feeds her cough medicine after jelly, then tips honey all over her and fucks her. and i told a private friend that i was getting off face book to watch this...ROSE!
Sunday, May 3, 2009
number 151 uncensored
i was told numerous times over the weekend to uncensor my blog...no blanked out names, no black blobs, no adjustments to the volume on when i talk drunk...
so the next posts are all for you joseph..
***madonna playboy 1985
so the next posts are all for you joseph..
***madonna playboy 1985
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