i actually am already home bound...with swollen internal organs. i still eat nothing on those planes and if what ever they pump through the air conditioning makes your ankles swell, then it surely makes your organs...oh big belly go the fuck away now!!!
***simon and garfunkle 1967
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
number 214 double up
i am sure these bunks could tell a few stories. i woke up steaming in this room one morning, to a song being written for cher across the hall way.
***one of my bedrooms nyc
***one of my bedrooms nyc
number 213 the lure
jo was no help in proving me wrong with my theory of all the hot boys that ride skate boards in new york are gay...and someone else is trying to lure me back to sydney with this image...
***subject title 'boys' co stevie
***subject title 'boys' co stevie
number 212 hap hap hap
number 3 on the birthday list...susan, (as per that amazing night where we were only allowed to call each other by our middle names).
***suz thompson happy 28th birthday to you
***suz thompson happy 28th birthday to you
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
number 211 she wolf
my friend ben once said to me i was part of a gang. curious, i was like oh yeh, what kind of gang? to which he looked at me in disbelief...'she wolves' - and then howled towards the sky...it made me laugh so so much...
***she wolf natural history museum nyc
***she wolf natural history museum nyc
Monday, September 21, 2009
number 210 dia beacon
i went here today. ran through grand central station like i was in a movie because i was late, to meet my partners in crime with a hangover to do something so wonderful. i really love art, but get bored in art galleries that are big, and can never be bothered to read the blurbs to find out the theory behind the black canvas that sits in front of me.
this was truly one of the best galleries that i have been to. a 2 hour train ride out of new york, to come to a sanctuary of immense natural light that houses art on a grand scale.
not much gets me out of bed in new york for some reason. but this i would do again any day and with an early call time.
***dia beacon new york
this was truly one of the best galleries that i have been to. a 2 hour train ride out of new york, to come to a sanctuary of immense natural light that houses art on a grand scale.
not much gets me out of bed in new york for some reason. but this i would do again any day and with an early call time.
***dia beacon new york
Sunday, September 20, 2009
number 209 the jane
it's small, and even when you are a guest, and are cool there is a door policy to get into the bar...
***the jane hotel rooms
***the jane hotel rooms
Saturday, September 19, 2009
number 207 birthdaizzzz
they have started again...
annie rose wright zawada happiest of birthdays to you. set that london town on fire! i miss you..
***annie rose wright zawada aka tubarosa
annie rose wright zawada happiest of birthdays to you. set that london town on fire! i miss you..
***annie rose wright zawada aka tubarosa
number 205 it comes around
the last 72 hours has proven good in the old memory making part.
but it was the last hour that really made me smile. sitting on a bench, having eaten free olives and being drunk after 1 drink just watching time go by, a girl that i used to work with walked past me...'hey' i call out. hey, she responds, then is like 'oh i was with some girl the other day that was talking about you, a friend of molly's who was asking all about you.' i am like, hmm, don't know any molly's, and she is like aimee??...i am thinking still don't know, and she is like yeh, 'aimee osbourne...you know her right?'
oh right, my best friend aimee osbourne...
so so good, i just smiled, and told her ONLY the whole story as to how i actually know aimee osbourne, and why she is asking about me.
good times.
but it was the last hour that really made me smile. sitting on a bench, having eaten free olives and being drunk after 1 drink just watching time go by, a girl that i used to work with walked past me...'hey' i call out. hey, she responds, then is like 'oh i was with some girl the other day that was talking about you, a friend of molly's who was asking all about you.' i am like, hmm, don't know any molly's, and she is like aimee??...i am thinking still don't know, and she is like yeh, 'aimee osbourne...you know her right?'
oh right, my best friend aimee osbourne...
so so good, i just smiled, and told her ONLY the whole story as to how i actually know aimee osbourne, and why she is asking about me.
good times.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
number 204 can you understand her
***i took this for my friend stevie...she says 'i love russh magazine' in russian.
Monday, September 7, 2009
number 202 naked cold and flu
so last night when i got up to blow my nose because i have the flu, there was a hello called out from the hall way. it was 10.45pm on sunday and there are 2 other very close front doors next to ours - so i ignored it. then there was a knock. ignored again. then as i was walking back to my bedroom the door opens and it is 2 strange men with a couch...
i am like - wtf...naked, standing with 2 men in the room who have a key to our apartment.
of course!!! they were delivering a couch - yep.
regardless of what happened in between me being able to get clothes on and find out why they were delivering a stupid couch so late, why did i not know they were coming, why did the front door not have a chain and a whole other bunch of why's - i was now forced to wonder how the hell was i going to sleep for the rest of the night knowing that they were going to come back and get me.
i don't think the wearing off effects of some cold and flu medication helped the paranoid couple of hours i spent trying to work out how i would get out the fire escape and avoid the other one that ran down the 5 flights of stairs to capture me after they opened the bedroom door only to find that i had ESCAPED them!!! it did give me strength though. i managed to move a 3 seater couch across the door via gap only big enough for my wrist to fit through (so i could hear when they came back, giving me more time to clamber out the window).
really - the best part was when my flat mates returned to me standing (now partially clothed) with a bread knife....bena was like 'what?? were you going to saw their penis's off???'
that is exactly what i was going to do.
i am like - wtf...naked, standing with 2 men in the room who have a key to our apartment.
of course!!! they were delivering a couch - yep.
regardless of what happened in between me being able to get clothes on and find out why they were delivering a stupid couch so late, why did i not know they were coming, why did the front door not have a chain and a whole other bunch of why's - i was now forced to wonder how the hell was i going to sleep for the rest of the night knowing that they were going to come back and get me.
i don't think the wearing off effects of some cold and flu medication helped the paranoid couple of hours i spent trying to work out how i would get out the fire escape and avoid the other one that ran down the 5 flights of stairs to capture me after they opened the bedroom door only to find that i had ESCAPED them!!! it did give me strength though. i managed to move a 3 seater couch across the door via gap only big enough for my wrist to fit through (so i could hear when they came back, giving me more time to clamber out the window).
really - the best part was when my flat mates returned to me standing (now partially clothed) with a bread knife....bena was like 'what?? were you going to saw their penis's off???'
that is exactly what i was going to do.
Sunday, September 6, 2009
number 200 bug off bed
you never actually think that bed bugs exist. i once stayed in this hostel in salzburg where we had to sleep in this room that was one big mattress, unisex. it stank of piss and other wacky stuff. i was convinced that i had got bed bugs and we tried to tell the guy (who looked like he had only ever eaten bratwurst, wore leather pants and was the size of a small brown bear) that we wanted our money back because i had caught bed bugs, he kicked us out. but worse, i had to throw out my really expensive feather sleeping bag because i hand washed it (thinking that washing instructions back then meant shit) which made the feathers stick together and create one big feather ball within the bag - nice work.
there is good stuff left on the streets in new york. when i returned home last year with an original fiberglass herman miller chair, all flat mates were like 'where did you get that??' 'THE STREET - i found it!' so proud...i was rapidly informed that those good things on the street are there for a valid reason. they are out there as they are infested with bed bugs...jumping, crawling, visible bugs that live in your bed and have sex and spawn more crawling beasts in your mattress.
so the other night - 2 of us arrived to our new home - low low low grand st. i was like damn it, this place is ghetto...i just kept saying oh you know, few flowers and candles it will be fine. so as soon as stevie gets there, she lays on the bed and is like - 'something just bit me'...i am all, hello drama, trying not to believe that we could possibly have bed bugs.
well, we had them. well i didn't but emily's bed did. my bed just had empty condom packets and other amazing stuff under it.
good times in sublets.
***SEE!!!!! clinton st nyc
there is good stuff left on the streets in new york. when i returned home last year with an original fiberglass herman miller chair, all flat mates were like 'where did you get that??' 'THE STREET - i found it!' so proud...i was rapidly informed that those good things on the street are there for a valid reason. they are out there as they are infested with bed bugs...jumping, crawling, visible bugs that live in your bed and have sex and spawn more crawling beasts in your mattress.
so the other night - 2 of us arrived to our new home - low low low grand st. i was like damn it, this place is ghetto...i just kept saying oh you know, few flowers and candles it will be fine. so as soon as stevie gets there, she lays on the bed and is like - 'something just bit me'...i am all, hello drama, trying not to believe that we could possibly have bed bugs.
well, we had them. well i didn't but emily's bed did. my bed just had empty condom packets and other amazing stuff under it.
good times in sublets.
***SEE!!!!! clinton st nyc
Saturday, September 5, 2009
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