Tuesday, August 31, 2010

number 329 all you need apparently

last week someone said to me 'john lennon believed all you need is love. he was wrong. hang on, i need to write that down', i was like what ever??? then he walked away and wrote on a garbage lid in liquid paper the ramblings of what he was trying to tell me...and came back to say, 'there are 2 types of people, givers of love and takers'...it took me all the powers in the universe to stop myself from blurting out - I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!...

Saturday, August 28, 2010

number 328 hero's

finally we have another...hero belton

number 327 free times

how do i lose my wallet...who knows. if you knew where you lost it, you would go back and get it. it always happens in a cab over here. 3 good wallets gone and never to be seen again. but this time i was super smart. paid in cash for the first time ever, and also didn't get the receipt, no chance of tracking that cab...ever!. the person who never carries cash, just pulled out a big bunch of it to save on bank fees! she who never has their social card in there, just to be safe put it in there, the person, who cuts up old credit cards, as soon as the new one comes, for some reason was just hanging on to those old ones until the very date that they expired! so smart over here! i was smart with leaving the house when i did, ran straight in to dan in my frenzy he was like, 'you want some money'. 'oh $20 would be amazing', 'here take $100', thank you dan askill!!!

now, i have to do things for free. all weekend. it's good. drank for free last night. went to the old roof top for free. laughed for free, walked for free. went into eres for free. free free free until monday - scary!





Thursday, August 26, 2010

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

number 324 one day

once upon a time there was a wedding. a really great wedding and towards the end of that wedding an old friend came to me. dancing the silly dance i knew too well, he asked...'what are you doing with that wine bottle?'

hmm, i thought. a grey suit standing right in front of me, with a half full bottle of red wine, i wondered to myself, what was i doing with this bottle of wine?

bingo!

'i am going to smash it over your head is what i am going to do with this bottle of wine'
'really?'
'yes, i feel like i deserve it - come on let me do it!, you know you deserve it'
he looked at me through squinted eye's
'smash that over my head and i will fucking sue you!'
'wow, now that is some serious los angeles talkin you got going there'

he ran off before i got to do it!!!