Sunday, July 18, 2010

number 323 ape man

number 322 ooga booga

i love thinking that 'it's a sign' is really a SIGN...

and i do answer blocked numbers late on a sunday night in case of drama...

last night i scrambled to get to the blocked number and answered.

'hello'
'oooga'
'hello?'
'gooba ooga'
'oh, oooga booga'
'booga ooga'
just before i am like mr dick - i now want to talk not in the language of apes, i realise...this is not mr dick, because i can hear the familiar sounds of jonny bulldozers back up party in the back ground giggling...

'ooga'
'well oooga booga ape man, do you have anything else you want to say?'
'oog'
'right, sounds pretty interesting, but really i am very busy watching a FASCINATING movie, so if you don't have anything else you want to ask me i am hanging up now'

'do you have anything else you want to say?' normal voice from the ape, hysterical laughter in the back ground.
'hmm, not really'
'OOGA!'
'ok ooga booga, i'm going now'
hang up.

last time jonny bulldozer rang good things started to happen. it's so a sign.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Thursday, July 8, 2010

number 319 my couch

has a lot of visitors...these 2 think they are never invited to dinner parties

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